Meme: AD&D stats.

In honour of this great wired article, I've made up a meme.

I'm asking you, my friends and associates to roll my stats, just like an AD&D character.

First my abilities:

1) Select a score for the following stats, from 3 (worst) to 18 (best) with 10 being average. Put a small justification on it.

Strength (physical strength)
Dexterity (speed and nimbleness)
Constitution (my health and how tough I am)
Intelligence (straight up brains)
Wisdom (Common sense and intuition)
Charisma (Physical and/or social attractiveness)

2) Select my profession. Combinations are allowed! Fighter, Wizard, Thief, Bard, Ranger, Druid, Priest/Cleric, Monk or tbh, anything else you can think of!

3) Select any special abilities I have over average people.

Posts will be screened. I'll average out my stats from all the answers (removing any that are obviously bogus based on justification) and post them out! Any comment themes in Profession/Special abilities will be posted as well.

Then go and post this meme yourself!